' critical 'of' Bad Education '(the side the Perico TU TIA) in lapaginadefinitiva.com (praise be!)
Spain in 2004 suffered a coup. After more than two decades of democracy (and not the entire English territory, as in the Basque country there was no democracy because of the scourge of terrorism), the country had remained united to survive even Philips. And that year promised happy. The prime minister, Ansar, was preparing his retirement and then going to share a small flat in London with an actress, Cayetana Guillen Cuervo. For its part, Ana Botella jam was put into its parts, so that they are licking their German shepherd, while Ricky Martin was waiting in the closet of his bedroom as part of a surprise that he had prepared Ruiz Gallardon. And in the world of culture, Víctor Manuel promoting her latest album while her lover, Aitana Sanchez Gijon, saying nonsense about the future of English cinema. All was happiness.
However, the events precipitated an eleven-March. Eighty Basque terrorists, trained for months in Baghdad, they took several commuter trains in Madrid early in the morning. Forgotten behind a van with a tape with verses from the Koran that was part of the teaching materials of the course "Frontiers of Euskal Herria" that is taught in the ikastolas. Loaded with thirteen bags full of "Ben Ami 3", the explosive that is using this terrorist group from their attacks against Carrero Blanco and Meliton Apples. At 7.35 am, the terrorists set off by the plan Euskadi 180 Minutes Vodafone, the mobile phones that detonated the backpack. As part of its strategy of distraction, Otegi thereupon denied being a matter of ETA, ETA stained skin, forged Moroccan passports and hid his plans from the Atocha station in a safe house in Rabat.
Alerted by the situation, the PP prepared a coup on Saturday 13 at night, on the eve of general elections. However, the King of Spain Juan Carlos I, slammed his fist on the table and strongly objected to signing the decree of a state of emergency. With resolute and decisive tone which always shows in private to these crises, the monarch was put back on the side of most abject and Philips who stood, understood it, violates the Constitution, one that had given birth by himself and the that Franco had faced. This was the latest attempt by the PP to save the country before the PNSOE (National English Socialist Workers Party) came to power. PP had ventured a few days ago and everyone had taken for fools, but in the end, time ran out, as usual, giving the reason: the high abstention rate in Spain gave the victory to the Socialists, in a similar way to as occurred with the advent of Hitler to the chancellorship of Germany.
In the days immediately following the victory of PNSOE unfair, they started knowing some things about the hidden plot. Two brave journalists Cadena Ser, emulating those Washington reporters Post charged that Nixon decided to uncover the whole truth of what happened in the drafting of the radio station to show that the real prime minister, Jesús de Polanco, was a vile vermin enemies of the Fatherland. For its part, on the other side, the new regime's official reporter, Jaime de Andrade of the recent English cinema, Comrade Almodovarich Petrovich gave a press conference to inform the intricacies of the attempted coup popular. This earned him an article on Alfonso Ussía in defending the thesis that Almodóvar and therefore he had no sperm in the brains of many children who had been shot and was still pulling.
All this happened in a country, once sympathetic, Hogan crazy. And they say that politics is boring. And suddenly, the English right discovers that Almodovar is a director "horrific." In fact, the cave has already expressed its position on "Bad Education" is a crappy movie, so no need to go see it. More or less the same elaborate opinion against "The Basque Ball." However, the cave has a problem: Almodóvar not Aitana Sanchez Gijon. That is, Almodóvar is a wise guy. And the last thing that has made the regime's official director is preparing a marketing campaign that ensures a full projection in theaters. For Almodovar has decided to take his personal demons and attack the English derechona, we never forget his U.S. public.
"Bad Education" is about sexual abuse in religious schools under Franco. Concerned about the U.S. market, Manchego has a local theme party to give readings that could be understood in the country of McDonald: sexual abuse and pedophilia is something that is very popular there, so the sense of Almodóvar opportunity again to shine. If we add local references that are fair, we have what you want Almodóvar: not to stand as a English director, but as a European director. It is easy to understand the reluctance of Almodóvar when to be considered part of a group that would be Victor Manuel, El Gran Wyoming and José Luis García Sánchez. Almodóvar prefers to join the club of Loach, Frears or Kiarostami. Is understandable.
Almodóvar knows very well sell their films. After the 11-M announced that the premiere of his film was postponed one week as a sign of sorrow for the victims of the attack. Having had no impact that such an announcement in the press, and concerned that his film will be released unnoticed, became a fierce attack to not only echo of a rumor in a press conference with foreign media, but also to validate the rumor of the coup. Almodóvar was so distinctly European artist, the artist committed, whose art is closely related to the truth, the artist who sees and denounces the excesses of power regardless of reprisals, that Zola accusing the government of the day of the outrages that committed in the name of democracy. The press then it echoed. So much so that Almodóvar then asked forgiveness. But we know how the press. If you throw the stone, four columns. If things right, a short paragraph on television.
The objective is met. The rooms are filled for the last Almodóvar. And in this country can breathe differently. We will not say that the film is the best he has done Almodóvar. No. We must recognize that we have been manipulated by the Cadena Ser and, therefore, we liked the movie. The script is very well articulated (much better than the disaster of "Talk to Her"), the staging is impeccable, the dialogue does not squeak as much as usual in Almodovarich. But, of course, all this happens not because the virtues of the movie, but by the mind control we have been subjected to all the English from the date of the election and to vote has voted and what we like the movies that we like. Because eye, "Bad Education" is shot in the geese, but we can say is the first film of the shoemaker. That is the message of the times: fags, whores, transvestites, anticlericalism, family breakdown, anti-Franco, in short, all those values that portend the breakdown of our great nation, those values that threaten our Constitution, which lay in the solfa pillars on which we have built our society. The future of the country is not in play. It is already lost.
-Manuel de la Fuente
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