POLICY:
this humble wage is the first words of Zapatista on arrival the moncloak:
- "and now ... WHAT IS ?" Given
ignorance, formed a coalition with ERC, we will use ZP as a puppet. They propose that the nation's capital becomes Viladecans . This will open a national debate, and finally refused sociatas instigated by the PP (aaaAAAah. .. her secret friends.)
total rupture. ERC will be kicked out of congress, parliament, and the world. But it does not stop there: Carod (Kakarot, aka "Bernie") will induce his countrymen to penetrate the enemy stronghold. TO THE BARRICADES! Cóm'es
course, the Catalans will be made with maximum power. Vilamoura becomes the capital of a nation to be determined.
The first decision as president will be to impose maximum Catalan and Basque in schools from the 0 Anyos. Espanyol pro-blooded as Carlos Aroca and JJ Santos, seeing no hope of survival, will commit hara-kiri.
Carod, the new Adolfo Suarez, to fall into a deep depression (do not know if the previous case) and resign. The throne passes to occupy Bachs JM.
PRESIDENT of the universe. Bachs
Catalunya decide restore its old form, only now as a country and the territories once conquered by coupling with a stick and mess. Ie Valencian Country (?), the Balearic Islands, Catalonia, France, that poky old town of Corsica or Cerdenya and Murcia as well. The Valencian fills the bitch who did not pronounce correctly and BARONIANA the words of our great language, shall be extorted. The rest of the former Espanya territory will become a ghost run from Vilamoura, except Euskadi, which will treatise with Carinya and generosity. (Hehe)
WHILE ... Fraga DIES, but manages to save his cerebellum and in extremis it is inserted into a robot, which act on the body. Behold:
Don Manuel Fraga Iribarne, year 2096.
History this man will be quite interesting as it won all periodic elections and democratically from 2004 to 2147. That anyo, an attack whip Madrit Friz, and no elections were held due to the relevant celebrations. Fraga, too, banyan in a pool with weird things like Cocoon, as part of achieving immortality, leading to Gallaecea to glory (Estefan).
But Bachs, great humor, send 6 PRESTIGE , which exploded off the coast of Vigo and Ourense in too. And Galicia, in retaliation, voted to Fraga.
Finally, Bachs choose to donate the regions formerly known as SPAIN, because it will come out benefits (LE PELA ES LA PEL.LA, tu). And rename it: NICARAGUA-2. His new tenants will be Ecuadorian and Nicaraguan themselves posing as Nicaraguans, with a false passport and everything. -See, the situation will not change much after all .-
international politics and economics :
Polynesia, is discovered in 2004 that it was they who had weapons of mass destruction too fat. Here is how to manage to be an important point:
USA : Bachs, having excellent relations with all peoples of triomfant catalunya and the world, makes friends with Polynesia. Catalonia will buy nuclear warheads bombs, laser beams and lightning Vallecano in exchange for salami and bananas. All these weapons will be spent on attack the United States. USA is made and lost A LOT supremacy in the world (free). Now that job will be spent to occupy (as is logical, insist) the catalonia. The MC called pass to MacDonald's and oscars JAUME the ORIOL's, and each won anyo the Pep Munne, Josep Maria Pou and Mary Semple, with awards to Jordi and Jordi LP Estadella.
France : POLYNESIA will "nuclear tests" and there will be no France. GERMANY
: LePen achieved ultimately saved the outbreak in France (the only one, incidentally) only with a bodily member available. Emigrated to Germany, as you may have guessed, where he continued his remarkable political career. Anyos long prosperity for the Teutons to LePen as Kaiser.
Jean-Marie LePen, aka God.
NEW MEMBERS IN THE EUROPEAN UNION : enter Cameroon, Morocco, Zimbabwe, Algeria, Djibouti, Madagascar and the Congo. Great Bretanya Salen, Italy, Sweden, Belgium, Denmark. Let's cut the chatter
and move on to the important, SPORTS: the new order of justice decided that 9 cups of Europe that had the Madrit will become the property of the club. All equipment and least barça sevilla (L thanks good work of its president, no one found any miserable failure in their accounts) will disappear, and instead, raise the group 5 of the Catalan regional.
So every anyo be played the same Champions League final: vs Viladecans Castelldefels. See a table of random crosses a competition (pardon the IMPULCRIEDAD)
--/FINALISIMA/---------- CASTELLDEFELS - viladecans ------------- cf ----/semis/-----------------zimbabwe
--------------- - ------ viladecans ------------------------
---/cuartos/-------mataro - zimbabwe / rapid d'El Papiol - viladecans - ---------------
mataro - al-jihad/zimbabwe - Matadepera / rapid Papiol - Shalke 04 / viladecans - Dakar
see, is the traditional system of our days, only the winner of the playoffs will have to enfrontar max and perennial winner, the CASTELLDEFELS. Cruyff say
- "THE TRUE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE STARTS IN THE FINAL ... ."
will have noticed that teams of "new Europe" (see above) always do a good job, no doubt due to its high capital in its coffers coffers white. But can do nothing there will always be a TREMENDOUS castelldefels friendly handling, by the PRESIDENT Bachs. The final will be played by teams ALWAYS Catalans. You'll see any Refree penpusher maximum penalties for faint beep areas foreign teams.
in THE WORLD, Catalonia and Euskadi will share the trophy tied at 1 in the final, goals from Ronaldinho and Zidane. (You know, things of the "new economy"). The captains of two separate teams, Raul, and Salva Ballesta, lifted the trophy at the same time, fraternity.
Japan, surprisingly, was eliminated in 1st round:
deleted, Chinaco, and 7 put forward center.
NOTE 1: pre-prepared in a mcdonals of Les Gobelins, 15-m in 2004 and loosely inspired ... this!
NOTE 2: continue ... the day that'll keep me bored up and making off with everything (if you want, let them do to you, but I DEMAND copiright! !
NOTE 3: do not let me put pictures with the quality we deserve. make a stand!
NOTE 4: Zapatero not convince me. munyecu as xavi is a change and have what I have in Belarus. But with anything we get excited after the previous administration!
NOTE 5: in Paris there is much fear of attacks. Every two seconds later you'll run into some flic.
NOTE 6: Hello.
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